Hi! Alexander,   
      
   On Wed, 09 Apr 14, you wrote to me:   
      
    ak> Well, may be. Last computers are, maybe, fast enough for modern   
    ak> anti-viruses. Although, there exist many anti-viruses. Some of them   
    ak> can demand little system resources for working, and vice versa.   
    ak> Probably the joke is rather old. ;-)   
      
   :)   
      
    ak> If I were an honest anti-virus maker I would make my anti-virus tell   
    ak> the results of its work. For instance, "today I saved you from these   
    ak> viruses". Or "for the last month I've worked in vain." ;)   
      
   It would be nice, yes.  I'm continually fascinated by the one I have installed   
   on my wife's computer.  It constantly provides 'update' notification pop-ups,   
   following an update of its virus signature file thingies, accompanied by an   
   audio sample of a lady telling me/us that the update had been done.  Quite   
   nice, and it's close to what you were interested in.  It also keeps track of   
   any updates required for system software as well, such as the Adobe Flash   
   player.   
      
    PQ>> had in mind that there could be other forms of forge-ing. I. e. art   
    PQ>> forgery or banknote forgery, or jewellery forgery, etc. I had an urge   
    PQ>> to ask, you see.   
      
    ak> So, what should I have said instead of "forging plant" to be   
    ak> understood well?   
      
   No.  No correction required, Alexander.  I thought there was something new for   
   me to learn from you, so I just had to ask lest I miss the opportunity.  Thank   
   you.   
      
   Cheers,   
   Paul.   
      
   ... Trees moving back and forth are what make the wind blow.   
   --- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox   
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