Hi! alexander,   
      
   In a message to All you wrote:   
      
    ak> There are two reason why your computer works slowly. It has either a   
    ak> virus, or an antivirus.   
      
   Are you speaking from experience?  ;-)   
      
    ak> The cats who live at a forging plant don't understand why home cats   
    ak> are so afraid of a vacuum cleaner.   
      
   Worth a giggle, even though I don't know what you mean by a 'forging plant'.    
   (OTOH, we live across the street from a heavy engineering plant, which   
   together with the various engineering shops produces long-haul diesel   
   locomotives and electric suburban railcars, with its own furnace & forge   
   facilities.  Is that what you mean?)   
      
    ak> The Parkinson's disease is better than the Alzheimer's syndrome. It's   
    ak> better to spill some cognac on your pants, than to forget where the   
    ak> bottle is.   
      
   That's me!  I did that the night before last: found the bottle (Tia Maria),   
   and then proceeded to spill a good deal of a portion when I was re-filling a   
   'hip flask'.  :)   
      
   Cheers,   
   Paul.   
      
   ... Ahh...hhh...hhh........ I forgot what I was going to say.   
   --- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox   
    * Origin: Quinn's Post - Maryborough, Queensland, OZ (3:640/384)