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   From: alexander koryagin    
      
   Hi, Roy Witt!   
   I read your message from 06.05.2013 10:47   
      
    ak>> Russian roads are awful, but they make beautiful Russian   
    ak>> women's breasts.   
      
    RW> Is that why they stuff them in their waist band?   
      
   Any healthy member of the body looks even healthier when it is under   
   constant training exercise. So their breasts will be rather resilient   
   than dangling. Hint -- beautiful Amazon horsewomen didn't use your band   
   at all! ;-)   
      
    ak>> American astronaunt looks from ICC at Russia through a pair   
    ak>> of strong binoculars: "My dear! All Russians look at the   
    ak>> sky through telescopes.   
      
    RW> American astronaunt: I'll be damned! Russians look at the sky   
    RW> through telescopes.   
      
   Well, I think "All" was excessive indeed.   
      
    RW> Russian cosmonaunt: They're just looking for the last drop in   
    RW> their Vodka bottle.   
      
   Probably, it is not very good, because, first, _looking_ for the last   
   drop in the Vodka bottle is a quite short process. So "drinking" is   
   probably sounds more logical. Second, Russians don't look for the last   
   drop of vodka, because they never buy only one bottle of vodka. ;=)   
      
    ak>> What a love for astronomy!" Russian cosmonaunt: "They   
    ak>> just drink straight from the bottles.   
      
   Bye, Roy!   
   Alexander Koryagin   
   fido7.english-tutor 2013   
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