From: alexander koryagin    
      
   Hi, all!   
      
   When I drive the car I feel like a goddess -- my husband is looking at    
   me with an opened mouth and crosses himself.   
      
   "If aliens watched U-tube they would had a wrong impression about our    
   planet."   
   "Why?"   
   "Because on U-tube all the animals are smart and clever, but humans are    
   crazy or perverted idiots."   
      
   "Yesterday, in my town there was an earthquake!"   
   "Wow! And how did you feel?"   
   "It was treme-e-endous!"   
      
   Bye, all!   
   Alexander Koryagin   
      
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