From: alexander koryagin    
      
      
   Hi, all!   
      
   "Do you know, I've got the free, unlimited, high-speed Internet!"   
   "It cannot be! Which crazy provider could do such a foolish thing in    
   your block of flats?"   
   "In reality, this Internet costs 2000 rubles per month. But my father's    
   got an agreement with the neighbors from upper apartment that it will be    
   our common Internet; they will pay on even months, and he will pay on    
   odd months."   
   "Well, but it is not free, after all?"   
   "But my father got the same agreement with the neighbors from below. But    
   they will pay on odd months."   
      
   "I'd like to rent a half of your house."   
   "Are you going to have there drinking bouts?"   
   "No, no! Be sure!"   
   "What a pity."   
      
   "Defendant, why did you robe that shop three times, during that night?"   
   "Your Honor, I wanted to get boots for my wife, but every time they were    
   too small."   
      
   Bye, all!   
   Alexander Koryagin   
      
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