alexander koryagin wrote to Roy Witt:   
      
    ak>>> Russian roads are awful, but they make beautiful Russian   
    ak>>> women's breasts.   
      
    RW>> Is that why they stuff them in their waist band?   
      
    ak> Any healthy member of the body looks even healthier when it is under   
    ak> constant training exercise. So their breasts will be rather resilient   
    ak> than dangling.   
      
   You must be very young. The older they get, the more their breasts sag,   
   especially if they exercise them ... If they cannot hold a number two   
   lead pencil under them, then they're healthy. If they can, their   
   breasts are sagging. Take a look at grandma's breasts and you'll see how   
   that works.   
      
    ak> Hint -- beautiful Amazon horsewomen didn't use your band at all! ;-)   
      
   You didn't see them when they were in their 40s...just the young ones.   
      
    ak>>> American astronaunt looks from ICC at Russia through a pair   
    ak>>> of strong binoculars: "My dear! All Russians look at the   
    ak>>> sky through telescopes.   
      
    RW>> American astronaunt: I'll be damned! Russians look at the sky   
    RW>> through telescopes.   
      
    ak> Well, I think "All" was excessive indeed.   
      
    RW>> Russian cosmonaunt: They're just looking for the last drop in   
    RW>> their Vodka bottle.   
      
    ak> Probably, it is not very good, because, first, _looking_ for the last   
    ak> drop in the Vodka bottle is a quite short process.   
      
   You have to hold it up to the light to see for sure.   
      
    ak> So "drinking" is probably sounds more logical. Second, Russians don't   
    ak> look for the last drop of vodka, because they never buy only one   
    ak> bottle of vodka. ;=)   
      
   And of course, they never run out of Vodka while the store is closed.   
      
      
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