It's  just dawned on me....   
       
   My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.   
       
   He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.   
       
   His meals are provided at no cost to him.   
       
   He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if   
   any medical needs arise.   
       
   For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.   
       
   He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs   
   and he is not required to do any upkeep.   
       
   If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.   
       
   He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.   
       
   He receives these accommodations absolutely free.   
       
   He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.   
       
   All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every   
   day.   
       
   I was just thinking about  all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick!   
       
       
   OMG!  I think my dog is a member of Congress!   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- D'Bridge 3.75   
    * Origin: NCS BBS (1:3828/7)