Hello everybody.   
      
      
   Top 10 things that upset your dog   
      
   found at iepolitics.com   
      
    1.Blaming your farts on me . . . not funny . . . not funny at all !!!   
    2.Yelling at me for barking.  IM A FRIGGIN DOG, YOU IDIOT!   
    3.Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.  Exactly whose   
   walk is this anyway?   
    4.Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose . . . stop it!   
    5.Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you know why we chew your   
   stuff up when youre not home   
    6.The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.  You fooled a dog!  Whoooo Hoooooooo   
   what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.   
    7.Taking me to the vet for the big sni,p then acting surprised when I freak   
   out every time we go back!   
    8.Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.  Sorry, but I   
   havent quite mastered that handshake thing yet.   
    9.Dog sweaters.  Hello?  Havent you noticed the fur?   
    10.How you act disgusted when I lick myself.  Look, we both know the truth,   
   youre just jealous.   
      
      
   Matt   
      
      
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