Hello Everybody,   
      
   Ever been to a fast food joint?   
   How about McDonald's?  Certainly,   
   McDonald's is your kind of place.   
   Just look at their menu.  What is   
   there not to want, or like?  Well,   
   aside from the grilled chicken.   
   That stuff is horrible, having been   
   defrosted and steamed and more than   
   a bit gelatinous, without a doubt   
   imported from Thailand or some other   
   foreign land that even Buddha tried   
   to avoid.   
      
   Can't find anything you like on   
   the menu?  No problemo.  Just ask   
   the friendly cashier to ring up   
   a sale for a Monster Mac.  Or if   
   you are a morning person, a Mc10:35   
   (Egg McMuffin with a cow on top).   
      
   Still not satisfied?  Then order up   
   a McGangBang (McChicken sandwich placed   
   inside a McDouble).  Or a Land, Air, and   
   Sea burger (a Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, and   
   McChicken sandwich all stacked together).   
      
   Of course, you can always make up your   
   own kind of sandwich and ask the cook to   
   prepare it for you.  After all, it's your   
   money, and the cook's time ...   
      
   --Lee   
      
   --- MesNews/1.08.05.00-gb   
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