Hello Everybody,   
      
   Subject: Re: Election 2016   
   Date: Mon Feb 08 2016 10:22 am   
   From: Tim Richardson   
   To: ALL   
      
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   Here's something for you leftist democrats. I saw this recently   
   and its just too good not to post up here.   
      
   Here's some reasons democrats vote `democrat'. (Note to the   
   `literal-minded:   
   This is not a word-for-word quotation. It is my `adaptation'   
   of the piece to fit the majority of liberal hypocrite individuals   
   in this media.) Enjoy:   
      
   1. You vote democrat because you think two same-sex sodomites   
   should have the right to `legalize' their deviate behavior by   
   marriage.   
      
   2. You vote democrat because you think oil companies making   
   around 4% profit on a gallon of gas is outrageous...but the   
   government making 15% in tax on that same gallon is just ducky!   
      
   3. You vote democrat because you think the government knows   
   best how to spend peoples' money than those who earned it do!   
      
   4. You vote democrat because you think freedom of speech is   
   fine as long as its `you' doing the speaking. Those who don't   
   agree with you need to be silent!   
      
   5. You vote democrat because you think nobody should own a   
   gun except the cops, and they are enough to protect us from   
   criminals.   
      
   6. You vote democrat because you think that people who can't   
   tell us if it wi will rain in the next few days, can accurately   
   predict that the poles will me melt to nothing in the next ten   
   or so years!   
      
   7. You vote democrat because you think its important that we   
   not allow vicious murderers to be put to death on death rows for   
   their crimes...yet you have no problem with the deliberate killings   
   of over 50 million humans in the womb since Roe v Wade!   
      
   8. You vote democrat because you think that illegal aliens are   
   entitled to free education, health care, and Social Security   
   benefits, yet you want to take away the Social Security of those   
   who worked and paid into it, and EARNED it!   
      
   9. You vote democrat because you think businesses shouldn't make   
   a profit, but instead should barely break even, and their `excess'   
   profits redistributed among those who did nothing to earn them!   
      
   10. You vote democrat because you think liberal judges should   
   re-interpret the Constitution every so often to accommodate every   
   idiot-notion that would never make it past an actual `vote' on it.   
      
   11. You vote democrat because you think it's alright to continue   
   to pay BILLIONS of dollars to buy oil from foreigners who hate   
   us, while putting vast amounts of potential sources right here   
   in America off limits to us through crazy regulations thought up   
   by bureaus over which nobody has any control!   
      
   12. You vote democrat because you've got your head buried so deep   
   in your own ass that all you can see is your own turds!   
      
   >Always Mount a Scratch Monkey   
      
   Welcome to the Year of the Monkey, this being the very first   
   day of the Chinese New Year!   
      
   --Chairman Lee   
      
   --- MesNews/1.08.05.00-gb   
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