Hello Everybody,   
      
   Have you ever gotten up in the morning   
   and found yourself out of coffee?  As in   
   no coffee anywhere to be found that could   
   be brewed or made?  I'm sure you have, as   
   has everyone.  But fear not.  There is a   
   solution to your problem.  The perfect   
   substitute has been found -   
      
         Substitute for Coffee   
         -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-   
      
   Take sound ripe acorns, wash them while   
   in the shell, dry them, and parch until   
   they open, take the shell off, roast   
   with a little bacon fat, and you will   
   have a splendid cup of coffee.   
      
   [Source: "Confederate Receipt Book.   
   A compilation of over one hundred receipts,   
   adapted to the times."  West & Johston,   
   Richmond.  1863.]   
      
   Enjoy!   
      
   --Lee   
      
   --- MesNews/1.08.05.00-gb   
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