Hello Bob,   
      
    LL>> Why is it that Doctor Who never mentions his real name?   
    LL>> He has been asked, many times, by several people (and   
    LL>> aliens). But never has he ever said a single word as to who   
    LL>> (or what) he really is.   
      
    BK> He is The Doctor. He is a Gelyfraian Time Lord. Sheesh.   
      
   In a world of Hurt, there can be no Pain.   
   Now please somebody show me the John.   
      
    LL>> Thanks to Jim Hines, we can all rest easy.  His theory   
    LL>> explains quite a lot about the doctor.  As well as the   
    LL>> doctor's companion. Not to mention the master's true   
    LL>> identity.   
      
    LL>> Yes, my friends, Snoopy is a Time Lord.  And Woodstock is   
    LL>> his faithful companion.  And remember, the Stupid Cat Next   
    LL>> Door is actually the Master.   
      
    BK> When you tell it like that, it does make sense...   
      
   You expect me, the Doctor, Snoopy, or Heinlein to make sense???   
      
    LL>> Of course, we all should have realized it from the start.   
    LL>> The TARDIS is not a police box.  It is a doghouse.   
    LL>> Everybody knows that.  Except maybe Charlie Brown.   
      
    BK> What makes you so sure? After all, there are more than one   
    BK> Tardis. Is there a plural for Tardis, or is the word both   
    BK> singular and plural?   
      
   There can be only one Singularity.  But many Pluralities.   
   Or is it the other way around?   
      
    LL>> http://jimhines.livejournal.com/739685.html   
      
    LL>> For those who are curious as to other Time Lords amongst us   
      
    LL>> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TimeLord/ComicBooks   
      
    BK> Problem is, when did they live among us. Now, or in the distant   
    BK> future now, or the past now, or all of them at the same time?   
      
   It's the aliens.  They are here.  Confirmed on the Internet -   
      
   "I followed the previous Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370   
   (exhaustively) and concluded that it must've been aliens;   
   one of the first conspiracy theories to surface, and until   
   we hear otherwise I'm sticking with it.  In that MH370   
   conspiracy theorie's post I referenced the fact that the   
   alleged Illuminati might have been involved due to the   
   number 777 being tied in.  You'll notice that this MH17   
   was also a Boeing 777."   
      
   See there?  The Doctor gives himself away with the number 7:   
      
   Boeing 777   
      
   MH17 on July 17, being the 7th month of 2014 = 7   
      
   Still not convinced?   
      
   Date 17/7 Flight 17 plane #777   
      
   He may be on to something ...   
      
   at 17:17 ...   
      
   Of course we all know that is utter nonsense.  The real   
   conspirators stole a plane (MH370), stole another plane (MH17),   
   and then took a crash with the first stolen plane (MH370).   
      
   Not even Rush Limbaugh can top that.  ;   
      
   --Lee   
      
   --- MesNews/1.08.05.00-gb   
    * Origin: news://felten.yi.org (2:203/2)