Hello Everybody,   
      
   Why is it that Doctor Who never mentions his real name?   
   He has been asked, many times, by several people (and aliens).   
   But never has he ever said a single word as to who (or what)   
   he really is.   
      
   Thanks to Jim Hines, we can all rest easy.  His theory explains   
   quite a lot about the doctor.  As well as the doctor's companion.   
   Not to mention the master's true identity.   
      
   Yes, my friends, Snoopy is a Time Lord.  And Woodstock is his   
   faithful companion.  And remember, the Stupid Cat Next Door is   
   actually the Master.   
      
   Of course, we all should have realized it from the start.   
   The TARDIS is not a police box.  It is a doghouse.  Everybody   
   knows that.  Except maybe Charlie Brown.   
      
   http://jimhines.livejournal.com/739685.html   
      
   For those who are curious as to other Time Lords amongst us -   
      
   http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TimeLord/ComicBooks   
      
   --Lee   
      
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