Hello Everybody,   
      
   Adding to your pleasure, here are more bar jokes   
   (and other atrocities) -   
      
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   A guy walks into a very rough bar with his dog.   
      
   The bartender growls, "Hey buddy, I don't allow dogs in here!"   
      
   The guy says, "But his is a talking dog.  Rover, what's on top   
   of this building?"   
      
   The dog goes, "Roof, roof!"   
      
   Then the guy asks, "Rover, who's the greatest baseball player   
   of all time?"   
      
   The dog goes, "Ruth, Ruth!"   
      
   "Get out of herem and take that phony mutt with you!" yells the   
   bartender, as he grabs them both and tosses them out.   
      
   As the guy gets to his feet and dusts himself off, the dog looks   
   up at him and says, "Was it Dimaggio?"   
      
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   A man walks into a bar and says, "Five whiskey shots, and make 'em   
   doubles."   
      
   The man slugs one down, then the next, and so on until all five are   
   gone.   
      
   Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's drinking like that.   
      
   "You'd drink 'em this fast too if you had what I have," he says.   
      
   The concerned bartender asks, "What do you have, pal?"   
      
   The man says, "I have 37 cents."   
      
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   A man walks into a bar and orders two martinis.   
      
   The bartender asks him if he'd prefer a double.   
      
   He says, "No, I want two singles, because one is for my friend   
   in Seattle."   
      
   This becomes a habit, and the bartender always sets up two   
   for him.   
      
   One day the bartender is surprised when the man orders only   
   one martini.   
      
   When the bartender asks him why, he explains, "I'm on the wagon."   
      
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   Okay, boys and girls, that's enough bar jokes to last for a while.   
   At least until my next collection ...   
      
   --Lee   
      
      
    * SLMR 2.1a * Lee's Rule of Holes: When in a hole, keep digging.   
      
   --- Maximus 3.01   
    * Origin: Xaragmata / Adelaide SA telnet://xaragmata.mooo.com (3:800/432)