Hello Everybody,   
      
   And now, back by popular demand, more bar jokes -   
      
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   Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting on the porch   
   recounting their World War II experiences:   
      
   Boudreaux said, "I fought with Gen. Bradley, Gen. Patton   
   and Gen. Eisenhower."   
      
   Thibodeaux commented, "Man, it don't look like you could   
   get along with NOBODY!"   
      
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   A recession is when your neighbor is laid off; a depression   
   is when you're laid off; a panic is when your wife is laid off.   
      
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   A man was found passed out on his front porch.   
      
   When the paramedics revived him, they asked what had caused   
   him to faint.   
      
   "It was enough to make anybody faint," he said.  "My son asked   
   me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car   
   out, he came out with the lawnmower!"   
      
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   A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.   
      
   The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."   
      
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   A guy walks into a bar just as a customer says, "Give me   
   another Waterloo," and receives from the bartender a drink   
   in a tall, frosty glass.   
      
   Always willing to try a new drink, the newcomer says, "Give   
   me a Waterloo."   
      
   When he tastes his drink he cries, "Hey, this is just water!"   
      
   The other customer says to him, "Sure it is."   
      
   And turning to the bartender, he says, "Isn't that right, Lou?"   
      
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   Sign seen outside a small town in South Louisiana -   
      
   "Drive carefully -- We have two cemeteries, no hospital."   
      
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   A priest, a rabbi, a preacher, a dill pickle, a centipede,   
   a duck, an Italian, a Cajun and a redneck walk into a bar.   
      
   The bartender says, "Hey, what is this ... some kind of a joke?"   
      
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   That's it for this episode of bar jokes.  Until next time -   
      
   --Lee   
      
      
    * SLMR 2.1a * Some*thing* is wrong on Saturn 3   
      
   --- Maximus 3.01   
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