Hello Everybody,   
      
   As a piano player I hear lots of tales, told   
   by patrons who swear they are true stories.   
   Outside of barrooms, these "true stories" are   
   otherwise known as bar jokes.   
      
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   Why did God create man before woman?   
      
   Because you're always supposed to have a   
   rough draft before creating your masterpiece.   
      
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   A duck walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila.   
      
   The bartender pours the drink and says, "That'll be $2."   
      
   The duck says, "Just put it on my bill."   
      
                       * * *   
      
   A guy walks into a bar, takes a stool, orderes a drink,   
   then takes his hat off and sets it on the bar.   
      
   The bartender looks up and sees, growing out of the top   
   of the guy's head, a duck.   
      
   "How in the world did that happen?" gasps the bartender.   
      
   And the duck says, "Well, it all started with a wart on   
   my behind ..."   
      
                       * * *   
      
   A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"   
      
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   Less-known sequel to the above bar joke -   
      
   A beaver walks into a bar and says, "The termite sent me."   
      
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   A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender asks,   
   "What'll you have?"   
      
   The skeleton replies, "A beer -- and a mop."   
      
                       * * *   
      
   Two men walked into a bar.   
      
   You would think the second one would have ducked.   
      
                       * * *   
      
   A grasshopper walks into a bar.   
      
   The bartender says, "Welcome to O'Malley's.  Did you know   
   we have a drink named after you?"   
      
   Amazed, the grasshopper asks, "You have a drink named Fred?"   
      
                       * * *   
      
   Well, that's it for now folks.  Until the next edition -   
      
   --Lee   
      
      
    * SLMR 2.1a * "Hey Toto, we're not in Ponchatoula anymore."-J.Carville   
      
   --- Maximus 3.01   
    * Origin: Xaragmata / Adelaide SA telnet://xaragmata.mooo.com (3:800/432)