Hello Everybody,   
      
   Today the great state of Michigan has gained its freedom,   
   as it has joined Louisiana as a Right To Work state.   
   Future President Bobby Jindal has already congratulated   
   the governor of Michigan for having signed this fine   
   piece of legislation.   
      
   As Detroit goes, so goes the auto workers.  And right now,   
   more people are fleeing Detroit than any other city in America.   
   With all those lazy auto workers having fled to Ohio, workaholics   
   in Michigan can now find employment.  Which is why the Right To   
   Work movement must also make its way to Ohio.  Once Ohio is freed,   
   those lazy auto workers having been driven to Kentucky, then the   
   real campaign can begin.   
      
   When Barack Obama took office, the very first thing he did was   
   to hire Hillary Clinton as his coach.  And she has done a wondeful   
   job, teaching the man from Kenya everything she knows.  As such,   
   there will be no more gutter balls thrown by Barack Obama.  No   
   more Bowling Green at all.  Nothing but Lucky Strikes this time   
   around (oh sure he said he quit but does anybody really believe   
   that?)   
      
   --Lee   
      
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