LL> Hello Everybody,   
      
    LL> I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership near the Lower 9th   
    LL> Ward in New Orleans yesterday, for a look at the new   
    LL> Silverado 1500 pickup.  Just for fun, I took it out for a   
    LL> test drive.  I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they   
    LL> become extinct.   
      
    LL> The salesman (a black man wearing an Obama "Change" lapel   
    LL> pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all   
      
    Many dealerships won't let the salesmen ride with the test   
    drive. Sometimes the test driver intends to steal the vehicle,   
    and has to kill the salesman in the process. Or choses to.   
      
    LL> its "wonderful" options.  The seats were of particular   
    LL> interest.  He explained that the seats directed warm air to   
    LL> your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt   
    LL> in the summer heat.   
      
    LL> Feeling like messing with him a bit, I mentioned that this   
    LL> must be a "Romney truck".   
      
    LL> Looking a bit angry and puzzled, he asked why I thought it   
    LL> was a Romney truck.   
      
    LL> I explained that if it were an Obama truck, the seats would   
    LL> blow smoke up your ass year-round.   
      
    LL> I had to walk back to the dealership.... damned guy had no   
    LL> sense of humor.   
      
    Yet he was decent enough to let you stop the truck before he   
    pushed you out, or was he?   
      
   BOB KLAHN bob.klahn@sev.org   http://home.toltbbs.com/bobklahn   
      
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