Hello Everybody,   
      
   The game began two nights ago, with the first presidential debate   
   between the incumbent president (Barack Obama) and the boy who looked   
   like he was king (Mitt Romney).  But who can predict the outcome before   
   the die is cast?  I can.  Do you want to know how? I have the answer,   
   in eleven different ways -   
      
   1. Washington Redskins.  If the awesome Washington Redskins   
   won their final home game of last season, the incumbent president   
   (Barack Obama) will win this year's presidential election.   
   So who won that game?  Ask RGIII, rookie quarterback for the   
   Redskins.  He'll tell you.   
      
   2. 7-Eleven Cups.  Every October, in presidential election   
   years, 7-Eleven stores across the country let customers choose   
   between two different cups - one featuring the Democratic   
   candidate and one featuring the Republican candidate.  Whichever   
   cup most customers choose wins the presidential election.   
   To find out who wins this year's contest, 7-Election.com will   
   give you the answer.   
      
   3. Height.  The tallest candidate always wins.  Except in   
   cases of a tie (Al Gore and GWB were the same height), in   
   which case the US Supreme Court will decide, and in cases   
   where a candidate cheats (John Kerry was taller but GWB   
   put on elevator shoes in Ohio, thus stealing the election).   
      
   4. Halloween Masks.  The candidate whose face is worn by   
   more kids has won every election.  This year will be no   
   different.   
      
   5. Last Name Length.  The candidate who has the most letters   
   in his/her last name will win the election, except in cases   
   of a tie, in which case the US Supreme Court will decide.   
      
   6. First Lady Cookie Recipes.  "Family Circle" magazine   
   had it wrong four years ago, saying Michelle Obama's cookie   
   recipe was inferior to Cindy McCain's cookie recipe, thus   
   proving that housewives are not always perfect.  But they   
   will not make the same mistake again.  Not this time...   
      
   7. Female Eyebrow Thickness.  Thinner eyebrows and red   
   lipstick = Republican win.  I will not even comment on this   
   one.   
      
   8. Whatever Punk Kids Think.  Schoolkids grades 1-12 always   
   pick the right president.  Each and every time.  Perfect record.   
   And every schoolkid loves their Mom In Chief...   
      
   9. Hair.  Think Gary Hart.  And Monkey Business.  No.  Wait.   
   Not that.  Bill Clinton had it.  And still has it.  Yes.  It   
   has to be the hair.  The candidate with the best hair wins.   
   The kinkier the better.  Turns women wild.   
      
   10. Los Angeles Lakers.  If the Lakers played in the Finals   
   (win or lose) the Republican candidate always wins. Eisenhower,   
   Nixon, Reagan, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush...   
      
   11. Sylvia Brown. The psychic who is (almost) always wrong.   
   Every candidate she picks loses.  Count on it this time around   
   as well.  Her record is spotless.  I mean, anybody who would   
   pick Lyndon LaRouche to win the presidency...   
      
   --Lee   
      
      
    * SLMR 2.1a * Pas trop bien.   
      
   --- Maximus 3.01   
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