Hello Dave,   
      
    LL>> I learned my lesson years ago when making a comment about a show Elvis   
    LL>> Presley gave (at the River Center in Baton Rouge, Elvis Presley's last   
    LL>> public performance ever).  After the show, in the parking lot, a   
    LL>> middle-aged woman had asked me what I thought about his show, and I   
    LL>> told her I was not impressed (all Elvis did was mouth the first few   
    LL>> words of a song and then walk around the stage as women oohed and   
    LL>> aahed, cheered and fainted).  She took things personally, and came   
    LL>> after me with an umbrella, chasing me around the parking lot.  There   
    LL>> was a security guard nearby, but all he did was laugh at the scene,   
    LL>> staying out of it.  I was much younger then, and in better shape.  As   
    LL>> such, I was able to run a tad bit faster than that madwoman who was   
    LL>> chasing me with an umbrella.  But Rush is a fat tubbalard and is   
    LL>> unlikely to survive such a confrontation...   
      
    DD> Elvis and Lardbutt have a lot in common - both did a lot of drugs.   Bv)=   
      
   Elvis probably did so out of necessity, needing drugs to keep going.   
   His doctor was later brought to trial (after the King was dead), but   
   acquitted.   
      
    DD> Here's my favourite editorial 'toon on the subject:   
      
    DD> http://www.gocomics.com/mikethompson/2012/03/06 -- highly recommended.   
      
   One of the first things 84-year-old Edwin Edwards did when he got   
   out of prison was get married to a 32-year-old woman.  People in   
   Louisiana scratched their heads wondering "Can he still do it?"   
   Viagra was not an issue, given his advanced age.  Most folks then   
   immediately laugh at themselves, believing Edwards retains the vigor   
   of a young man, as his witt is as sharp as ever.   
      
   Hugh Hefner is roughly the same age as Edwards.  But according to   
   Hefner's most recent ex-girlfriend, he really couldn't get it on.   
   With, or without viagra.   
      
   Edwin Edwards and his wife are planning a new reality television   
   show.  They are keeping quiet about it for now.  But in a few short   
   months they will announce their new show to the world.  The only   
   question that remains is whether it will be a boy or a girl...   
      
    DD> .. So little time and so little to do. -- Oscar Levant   
      
   "So little time and so much to do." - Huey P. Long, as he lay   
   dying in a hospital bed after being gunned down by a doctor   
      
   --Lee   
      
   --- MesNews/1.06.00.00-gb   
    * Origin: news://felten.yi.org (2:203/2)