-=> Lee Lofaso wrote to All <=-   
      
    LL> I learned my lesson years ago when making a comment about a show Elvis   
    LL> Presley gave (at the River Center in Baton Rouge, Elvis Presley's last   
    LL> public performance ever).  After the show, in the parking lot, a   
    LL> middle-aged woman had asked me what I thought about his show, and I   
    LL> told her I was not impressed (all Elvis did was mouth the first few   
    LL> words of a song and then walk around the stage as women oohed and   
    LL> aahed, cheered and fainted).  She took things personally, and came   
    LL> after me with an umbrella, chasing me around the parking lot.  There   
    LL> was a security guard nearby, but all he did was laugh at the scene,   
    LL> staying out of it.  I was much younger then, and in better shape.  As   
    LL> such, I was able to run a tad bit faster than that madwoman who was   
    LL> chasing me with an umbrella.  But Rush is a fat tubbalard and is   
    LL> unlikely to survive such a confrontation...   
      
   Elvis and Lardbutt have a lot in common - both did a lot of drugs.   Bv)=   
      
   Here's my favourite editorial 'toon on the subject:   
      
   http://www.gocomics.com/mikethompson/2012/03/06 -- highly recommended.   
   ... So little time and so little to do. -- Oscar Levant   
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