Found on the bottom of a political blog, just before the comments section:   
      
   "Please use the comments section to demonstrate your own ignorance,   
   unfamiliarity with empirical data, ability to repeat discredited memes, and   
   lack of respect for scientific knowledge. Also, be sure to create straw men   
   and argue against things I have neither said nor even implied. Any   
   irrelevancies you can mention will also be appreciated. Lastly, kindly forgo   
   all civility in your discourse . . . you are, after all, anonymous."   
      
   ... To invent you need a good imagination and a pile of junk - Thomas A. Edison   
   --- MultiMail/Win32 v0.49   
    * Origin: Outpost BBS / Johnson City, TN / outpost.slyip.net (1:18/200)