I love that one. It pays to be nice sometimes. :-)   
      
      
    DC> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead   
    DC> sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat   
    DC> down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.   
      
    DC> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket   
    DC> towards the man.   
      
    DC> He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it   
    DC> back.   
      
    DC> "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in   
    DC> place.   
      
    DC> "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.   
      
    DC> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the   
    DC> theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her   
    DC> deepest dreams and heshares his. She listens.   
      
    DC> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to   
    DC> her placefor a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.   
      
    DC> They have a wonderful, wonderful time.   
      
    DC> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.   
      
    DC> The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!   
      
    DC> "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to   
    DC> every guy you meet?"   
      
    DC> "No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye.   
      
      
      
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