I don't know about you, but I found it quite funny!     
      
      
    * Originally By: Daryl Stout   
    * Originally To: ART TAIT   
    * Originally Re: Trains   
    * Original Area: Memories, the Nostalgia Echo   
      
   P.S. That train story reminded me of a joke.   
      
     Onboard this crowded train coach, grouped in 4 seats...2 facing each   
   other...were a grandmother and her granddaughter...and a private and his   
   sargeant. The four got well acquainted with each other during the trip.   
      
     During the journey, the train went through a long tunnel. Shortly   
   before the train emerged from the darkness...a kiss, and a scream were   
   heard, followed by a loud slap. As the train emerged, the sargeant had a   
   red hand print on the side of his face, and all were silent about what   
   might have happened.   
      
     The grandmother thought "that young private tried to kiss my   
   granddaughter, and she slapped him".   
      
     The granddaughter thought "that sergeant tried to kiss my grandmother,   
   and she slapped him".   
      
     The sargeant thought "that private tried to kiss her granddaughter,   
   she went to slap him, missed, and slapped me instead".   
      
     The private thought "I never had it so good. I kissed my hand, slapped   
   the stuffing out of the sargeant, and got away with it"!! :>   
      
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