* Originally By: Roy Witt   
    * Originally To: All   
    * Originally Re: Some Humor, for a change.   
    * Original Date: 09 Sep 05  07:30:37   
    * Original Area: Fido Net Sysop   
      
   A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting   
   at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks   
   the nerve to start a conversation.   
      
   Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards   
   the man.   
      
   He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.   
      
   "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.   
      
   "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.   
      
   They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater   
   followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and    
   heshares his. She listens.   
      
   After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her    
   placefor a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.   
      
   They have a wonderful, wonderful time.   
      
   The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.   
      
   The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!   
      
   "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every    
   guy you meet?"   
      
   "No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye.   
      
      
      
   --- OMX/Blue Wave/DOS v2.30   
    * Origin: Soundly on the Fault Line (1:138/666.0)