Nancy,   
      
   NB>People will come up with all sorts of excuses, some less valid than   
   NB>others... ;)  One could counter with, "you'd rather the coroner saw you   
   NB>naked instead...?"  And most doctors don't make you strip completely   
   NB>anyway any more... ;)   
      
     That reminds me of the joke where the guy wakes up in the morgue, and   
   asks "If I'm alive, what am I doing here?? And, if I'm dead, how come I   
   have to go to the bathroom??". :P   
      
   NB>I have both male and female doctors... all of them are actually quite   
   NB>gentle... good competent doctors, too.. :)   
      
     That's always helpful.   
      
     I heard of a case of this one gentleman (he's dead now), who   
   apparently started smoking at 9 years of age, and had apparently smoked   
   over a million cigarettes in his lifetime. You could NOT convince him   
   that smoking caused lung cancer, and he REFUSED to go to the doctor.   
   Well, he got a chest cold that wouldn't go away, and his wife said   
   "You're going to the doctor, whether you like it, or want to, or not".   
      
     Well, they checked him out, and the doctor said "You have enough   
   cancer in your body to kill you 10 times over"...and added "if we do   
   nothing, you'll be dead within 2 weeks. With chemo, you might live for 6   
   months". He went on chemo for a short time, but 3 days after he stopped   
   it, he was dead.   
      
     A friend of his said "this is a classic example of 'I told you so'".   
      
   NB> DS> þ OLX 1.53 þ Why are they called stairs inside, but steps outside?   
      
   NB>You want explanations for language...??  How quaint... ;)   
      
     Yes, I want to be difficult.    
      
   Daryl   
      
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    þ OLX 1.53 þ He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
                                                                                     
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