Close Call   
       
   A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant in   
   Naples, Florida. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.   
       
   The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly   
   noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the   
   table cloth but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the   
   woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the   
   tablecloth.   
       
       
   Still, the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a   
   bit risqu‚ and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the   
   table and, tactfully,  began by saying to the man:   
       
   "Pardon me, but I think your wife just slid under the table."   
       
   The man calmly looked up at her and said: "No, she didn't ... she just walked   
   in.   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- Klaatu barada Nickto   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)