An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman had just   
   sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.   
       
   "I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking   
   price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to   
   that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this   
   model.   
       
   "Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her. How   
   could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.   
       
   Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the keys.   
       
   "There you go," she said. "I told you I would get the dope to reduce it. See   
   you later, Grandpa."   
       
   Never mess with senior citizens.   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- DB 3.99 + Windows 10   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)