A pickpocket and a genius go into a pastry shop.   
       
   The pickpocket whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed.   
       
   The baker doesn't notice.   
       
   The pickpocket says to the genius: "You see how fast and clever I am? You   
   geniuss can never beat that!"   
       
   The genius says to the pickpocket: "Any genius is smarter than any pickpocket.   
   Watch this and I'll prove it to ya."   
       
   He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie, I'll show you a magic trick!"   
       
   The baker gives him the cookie, which the genius promptly eats.   
       
   Then he says to the baker: "Give me another cookie for my magic trick."   
       
   The baker is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him.   
       
   He eats this one, too.   
       
   Then he says again: "Give me one more cookie..."   
       
   The baker is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway.   
       
   The genius eats this one too.   
       
   Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: "And where is your famous magic   
   trick?"   
       
   The genius says, "Look in that guy's pocket!"   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- DB 3.99 + Windows 10   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)