BIRTH CONTROL FOR GRANDMA   
       
   The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life   
   finally retired.  At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list   
   of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.   
       
   As the doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized   
   Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.   
       
   "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?   
       
   "Yes, they help me sleep at night."   
       
   "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could   
   possibly help you sleep!"   
       
   The old lady reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I   
   know that, but every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange   
   juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks and believe me, it definitely   
   helps me sleep at night."   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- DB 3.99 + Windows 10   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)