Got my gun permit yesterday... and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to   
   get a small 9mm for home protection.   
       
   When I was ready to pay for the gun and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down,   
   facing me."   
       
   Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos   
   running amuck, I did just as she had instructed.   
       
   When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she   
   was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader...   
       
   I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.   
       
   They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.  I still   
   don't think I looked that bad...   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger  (-:   
      
   --- DB 3.99 + Windows 10   
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