Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters   
   used to define bra sizes?   
       
   If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for,   
   it is about time you became informed!   
       
   {A} Almost Boobs.   
   {B} Barely there.   
   {C} Can't Complain.   
   {D} Dang!   
   {DD} Double dang!   
   {E} Enormous!   
   {F} Fake.   
   {G} Get a Reduction.   
   {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- DB 3.99 + Windows 10   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)