Grandpas Don't Always Know Everything!   
       
       
   Robbie was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.   
       
   He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and   
   asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom   
   and one is on top of the other?'   
       
   His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the   
   truth.'Well, Robbie, it's called sexual intercourse.'   
       
   `Oh,' Little Robbie said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other   
   kids.   
       
   A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't   
   called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.   
       
   And, Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'   
       
       
   My thanks to Jody for this.   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- DB 3.99 + Windows 10   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)