A virgin bride on her 4th wedding---   
       
   A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and   
   told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth   
   wedding.   
       
   "Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color   
   dress are you looking for?"   
       
   The bride-to-be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."   
       
   "Please don't take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually   
   more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of   
   life, if you get my meaning."   
       
   "WELL!," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness.   
   "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or   
   not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride."   
       
   "You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we   
   were checking into our honeymoon hotel."   
       
   "My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way   
   to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never   
   spoke to each other again."   
       
   "What about your third husband?"   
       
   "That one was a DEMOCRAT", said the woman, "and every night for four years, he   
   just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but   
   nothing ever happened."   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger  (-:   
      
   --- D'Bridge 3.99   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)