AS I AGE, I REALIZE THAT:   
       
       
   1. I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.   
       
   2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.   
       
   3. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop upsetting me.   
       
   4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.   
       
   5. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll   
   remember it."   
       
   6. When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini   
   vacation.   
       
   7. The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.   
       
   8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!   
       
   9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten   
   minutes, come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?   
       
   10. If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.   
       
   11. When the kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no"   
   which is shorter than "yes".   
       
   12. At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I   
   came in there for.   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- D'Bridge 3.99   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)