I think this has been around a few times... but I laugh every time I read it.   
       
   When you are over sixty... who gives a darn?   
       
   Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."   
   Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"   
   Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."   
   ...........   
       
   I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few   
   pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."   
       
   I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of   
   you."   
       
   ****   
       
   I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was   
   born just by feeling her boobs.   
       
   "Really" she said, "Go on then... try."   
       
   After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said,   
   "Come on, what day was I born?"   
       
   I said, "Yesterday."   
       
   ***********   
       
   I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said,   
   "Good legs."   
       
   The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"   
       
   I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- D'Bridge 3.99   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)