Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired   
   arrive on scene.   
       
   After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly   
   mopped floor, they called their sergeant on his cell phone.   
       
   "Hello Sarge."   
       
   "Yes."   
       
   "It looks like we have a homicide here," he reported.   
       
   "What happened?" asked the Sergeant.   
       
   "A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."   
       
   The Sergeant asked, "Have you placed her under arrest?"   
       
   "No sir. The floor is still wet."   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- D'Bridge 3.99   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)