> Car Keys   
       
   They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the   
   car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many   
   times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car   
   could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right.   
   The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my   
   location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been   
   stolen.   
       
   Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in   
   the car and it's been stolen."   
       
   There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but   
   then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"   
       
   Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."   
       
   He retorted,"I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your   
   damn car!"   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- D'Bridge 3.99   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)