Questions and Answers from Senior Forum   
       
   Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are   
   interested in them?   
       
   A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.   
       
   Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?   
       
   A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When   
   you're done, you will have a place to live.   
       
   Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true?   
   Where can it be found?   
       
   A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:   
   "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."   
       
   Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?   
       
   A: Tell him you're pregnant.   
       
   Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?   
       
   A: Take off your glasses.   
       
   Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my   
   face?   
       
   A: Go bra-less. It will usually pull them out...   
       
   Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?   
       
   A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.   
       
   Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory   
   storage?   
       
   A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.   
       
   Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?   
       
   A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.   
       
   Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?   
       
   A: On their foreheads.   
       
   Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they   
   enter antique stores?   
       
   A: "Gosh, I remember these!"   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- D'Bridge 3.99   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)