The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news   
   and I have some bad news."   
       
   The tycoon replies: "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."   
       
   The lawyer says: "Well, your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week   
   that she figures are worth a minimum of $20 to $30 million."   
       
   The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Well done.  Very good news indeed!   
   You've just made my day; now what's the bad news?"   
       
   The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you with your secretary..."   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- D'Bridge 3.99   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)