Dave decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after   
   the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.   
       
   His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of   
   silence she finally spoke   
       
   "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit   
   hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns   
   and boat".   
       
   Dave gets this horrified look on his face.   
       
   She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"   
       
   "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."   
       
   "Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"   
       
   "I wasn't."   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- D'Bridge 3.99   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)