Unemployment Explained   
       
       
   COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.   
       
   ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 7.8%.   
       
   COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?   
       
   ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%.   
       
   COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%.   
       
   ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed.   
       
   COSTELLO: Right 7.8% out of work.   
       
   ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%.   
       
   COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 14.7% unemployed.   
       
   ABBOTT: No, that's 7.8%.   
       
   COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 7.8% or 14.7%?   
       
   ABBOTT: 7.8% are unemployed. 14.7% are out of work.   
       
   COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.   
       
   ABBOTT: No, Congress said you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed.   
   You have to look for work to be unemployed.   
       
   COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!   
       
   ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.   
       
   COSTELLO: What point?   
       
   ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work can't be counted with those who look   
   for work. It wouldn't be fair.   
       
   COSTELLO: To whom?   
       
   ABBOTT: The unemployed.   
       
   COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.   
       
   ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of   
   work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the   
   unemployed.   
       
   COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment rolls that would count as less   
   unemployment?   
       
   ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!   
       
   COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?   
       
   ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how they get it to 7.8%. Otherwise it   
   would be 14.7%. Our govt. doesn't want you to read about 14.7% unemployment.   
       
   COSTELLO: That would be tough on those running for reelection.   
       
   ABBOTT: Absolutely!   
       
   COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to   
   bring down the unemployment number?   
       
   ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.   
       
   COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?   
       
   ABBOTT: Correct.   
       
   COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?   
       
   ABBOTT: Bingo.   
       
   COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of   
   the two is to have people stop looking for work.   
       
   ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like an Economist.   
       
   COSTELLO: I don't even know what the hell I just said!   
       
   ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like Congress.   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- D'Bridge 3.99   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)