A husband went to police station to report his missing  wife:   
       
   Husband  : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not   
   come home.   
   Sergeant : What is her height ?   
   Husband  : Oh, 5 something . . .   
   Sergeant : Build?   
   Husband  : Not slim, not really fat.   
   Sergeant : Color of eyes?   
   Husband  : Never noticed.   
   Sergeant : Color of hair?   
   Husband  : Changes according to season.   
   Sergeant : What was she wearing?   
   Husband  : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.   
   Sergeant : Did she go in a car?   
   Husband  : yes.   
   Sergeant : What kind of car was it?   
   Husband  : 2015 Corvette Stingray LT3 with the Z51 Performance Package, shark   
   gray  metallic paint, with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection   
   generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket   
   seats, and has a very thin scratch on the left door (at this point the husband   
   started crying...)   
   Sergeant : Don't worry sir. We'll find your car.   
       
       
   Regards,   
       
   Roger   
      
   --- D'Bridge 3.99   
    * Origin: NCS BBS - Houma, LoUiSiAna (1:3828/7)