On 10-31-14, ROGER NELSON said to ALL:   
      
      
   RN>Friday, October 31 -- Jamie Lee Curtis' birthday,   
      
      
   RN>I was going to limp out the door in my best fashion tonight and terrorize   
   RN>the neighborhood, but apparently my William Shatner mask is missing.  So,   
   RN>I'll remain home like everyone else and stay out of trouble.   
      
      
   Tonight is the one night of the year I can get out the whiskey flask, fill it   
   with 100 proof Knob Hill Rye Whiskey, load the ol' over-under 12 guage, and   
   sit outside at my picnic table, sippin' Rye and watchin' for fools who sneak   
   around out here in the boondocks after dark on Holloween, lettin' air out of   
   tires...puttin' sugar in gas tanks...just generally makin' themselves   
   `targets' for us older folks who don't appreciate costly pranks bein' pulled   
   on them. Last year a couple of people had to have some #4 buck picked out   
   of their asses and the backs of their legs down the road a ways from   
   where I live. It gets pretty lively out here sometimes. The sheriff took   
   two to the hospital to get buckshot picked out of their ass, and then to   
   jail for malicious mischief.   
      
      
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