Hello All!   
      
   A public schoool teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International   
   Airport this morning as he attempted to board a flight while in possesion of a   
   ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide rule and a calculator.  At a press   
   conference just before noon today, Attorney General Eric Holder said he   
   believes the man is a member of the notorious Al Gebra movement.  Although he   
   did not identify the man, he confirmed the man has been charged by the FBI   
   with carrying weapons of mass instruction.   
      
   "Al Gebra is aproblem for us," the Attorney General said.  "They derive   
   solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of   
   absolute values.  They use secret code names like "X" and "Y"and refer to   
   themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a commonn   
   denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.  As the   
   Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every   
   triangle."  The Attorney General went on to say "Teaching our children   
   sentient thoughtprocesses abd equiping them to solve problems is dangerous and   
   puts our government at risk."   
      
      
   Regards,   
      
   Roger    
   --- timEd/386 1.10.y2k+   
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