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    AA>> The folding mechanics is fun to see.   
    AA>> I would think such a thing would be much heavier if made out of   
    AA>> metal - and therefore NOT practical for the back pocket like he   
    AA>> demonstrates.    
      
   I like the example he gives.  "It's like a flashlight, walk your dog, take the   
   trash out, check the mail.  Any problems occur you need immediate action with,   
   get on target and you're done."     
      
   I love these scenarios where you suddenly need massive firepower.   
      
   So there I was, at Whole Foods.  I was comparing the organic watermellons to   
   the convertional watermellon.  I was thinking, "should I pay 20 cents more a   
   pound for organic?"  When suddenly 8 terrorists dropped from the ceiling,   
   knocking over the make-your-own-nut-butter machine and scattering whole   
   unsalted walnuts everywhere!  Luckily I had my folding machine gun stuck in my   
   pants.  I whipped it out, took a moment to appreciate the smooth unfolding   
   action, and no-scope 1-shot all those terrorist bastards.  The entire staff of   
   the Whole Foods erupted in cheers! I was hoisted over their shoulders and   
   carried directly to the front of the cashier line.  I swiped my Amazon Credit   
   Card, purchased my Watermellon and left.     
      
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