MSGID: 2:382/147.0 AE920E11   
   TID: WILDMAIL!/WC v4.12  4610322   
   HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS   
      
   For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of   
   zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD   
      
   I am the NINETY THREE GIGS of MAHJONG TILES in .PIC FORMAT filling up yr   
   paltry zero day warez partition on yr VirtualBBS board with the no-name   
   modem and gimpy handshake like 80% of yr callers cant connect to except   
   at like 1200 max on maybe a good day   
      
   I am the FOUR MILLION CRYSTITE PLOTS facing down yr lousy three food   
   plots as a MULE goes grazy and runs away leaving u with 2, only to laugh   
   as u try to mine SMITHORE in the river valley LIKE THE JABRONI U ARE   
      
   I AM A TRANSDIMENSIONAL POLYPHASIC GIGACHAD FUCKSTORM and I SHALL BE   
   HEARD   
      
   I CALL U OUT jas hud u obnoxious cockwomble   
      
   I have HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT and as MODERATOR OF ALL OF FIDONET   
   EXCEPT FOR THE WIN95 ECHO WHICH IS ALL SEAN DENNIS I WARN U STERNLY   
      
   WE HERE in zone 8 have been watching for 38 years - THAT IS TO SAY AS   
   LONG AS JONAH HILL (MOST PUISSANT) HAS BEEN ALIVE and have LAMENTED THE   
   DECLINE OF FIDONET on account of DOUCHE CANOE-RY SUCH AS THAT U ENGAGE   
   IN ON A NEARLY DAILY BASIS   
      
   REPENT U MISERABLE TAINT SCRATCHING OF INDETERMINATE ORIGIN   
      
   CONFESS UR SINS NOW   
      
   or I shall hunt u until the last star falls from the sky for my name is   
   chaos and I RIDE THE BEAST WITH SEVEN HEADS AND TEN HORNS having paid of   
   BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH   
   with a pile of old NIGHT OWL SHAREWARE CDs, FOUR FLOPPY DISKS OF LATE   
   80s AIRBRUSHED SCAT PORN IN .GIF FORMAT and CHEAT CODES FOR ZORK IN   
   WHICH GRUES MAY BE EMPLOYED FOR SENSUAL DELIGHTS THE NATURE OF WHICH   
   YOUR PUNY MIND CANNOT EVEN FATHOM   
      
   IN THE NAME OF GREATER FIDONET, under the THUMB OF WHICH the degenerate   
   masses will one day be ENSLAVED, CRYING OUT IN THEIR INIQUITY AND   
   SUPPLICATION, REPTENT OF THY SINS AND PROSTRATE THYSELVES BEFORE YOUR   
   BETTERS BE IT ALL BBS PACKAGE DEVELOPERS, SEAN DENNIS, OR RYAN SECREST   
      
   REPENT NOW LEST YE BE DESTROYED, GROUND UP, EXTRUDED, AND SERVED TO   
   FRATER NICK ANDRE IN THE FORM OF A CHALUPA   
      
   YE HAVE BEEN WARNED YE WRETCHED FOUL CRAWLING THING   
      
   REPENT OR BE DESTROYED JAS HUD   
      
   U HAVE BEEN WARNED   
      
   --- WILDMAIL!/WC v4.12    
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