SD> Hello All,   
      
    SD> Another funny post about Microsoft and GitHub. This one comes from    
    SD> the latest    
    SD> RISKS mailing list digest:   
      
    SD> Date: Mon, 4 Jun 2018 10:34:09 -0700   
    SD> From: Lauren Weinstein    
    SD> Subject: Microsoft to acquire GitHub for $7.5 billion   
      
    SD> via NNSquad   
    SD> Microsoft Corp. on Monday announced it has reached an agreement to    
    SD> acquire    
    SD> GitHub, the world's leading software development platform where more    
    SD> than 28    
    SD> million developers learn, share and collaborate to create the future.    
    SD> Together, the two companies will empower developers to achieve more    
    SD> at every    
    SD> stage of the development lifecycle, accelerate enterprise use of    
    SD> GitHub, and    
    SD> bring Microsoft's developer tools and services to new audiences.   
      
    SD> All GitHub users forthwith will be required to run Windows 10 or    
    SD> subsequent    
    SD> Microsoft operating systems with all privacy options disabled, manage    
    SD> their    
    SD> code only by voice via Cortana, and install the new Microsoft Clippy    
    SD> 2018!    
    SD> Microsoft Office Assistant on all of their devices. Microsoft will    
    SD> now scan    
    SD> all GitHub materials for patent infringement and turn violators over    
    SD> to local    
    SD> authorities for arrest.   
      
   I knew those evil villians were up to no good!!   
      
   Damn them - DEATH to CLIPPY!!!   
    SD> Later,   
    SD> Sean   
      
    SD> ... In suggesting gifts: money is appropriate and one size fits all.    
    SD> - Hearst   
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   too funny.   
      
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