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    "David Williams"  wrote:   
      
   > "Amy Guskin"  wrote in message    
   > news:0001HW.C8EE53EE0123373FB01AD9AF@news.eternal-september.org...   
   > > Fast moving zombies?  That's like having vampires who can operate in   
   > > sunlight, or werewolves who have the option of not changing during the    
   > > full   
   > > moon!  Not fair to change the rules!   
   >    
   > Yeah, but you gotta' do something to make them more dangerous.  Otherwise,    
   > they're just laughable.  The original version of "The Blob" is hilarious to    
   > me, because it's so slow-moving that I'm puzzled how it catches anyone.  I    
   > mean, practically anyone could outwalk the Blob.  So the remake corrected    
   > that.   
   >    
   > David W.    
      
   Which went a long way to inspiring Frank Zappa:   
   http://www.metrolyrics.com/cheepnis-lyrics-frank-zappa.html   
      
   "And there is always a girl who falls down and twists her    
   Ankle. hey hey! of course there is! you know how they are, the weaker    
   sex and everything, twisting their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream    
   cone"   
      
   --    
   "Even I realized that money was to politicians what the ecalyptus tree is to   
   koala bears: food, water, shelter and something to crap on."   
    ---PJ O'Rourke   
   --- SBBSecho 2.12-Win32   
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