Once upon a time, Dave Hayslett   said:   
   >Also, what about the moose?   
      
   When a Russian couple named Boris and Natalia moved in next door to my   
   parents, we made a few jokes about "moose and squirrel" (Saturday   
   morning TV at the fraternity house was reserved for Rocky and Bullwinkle   
   when my father was in college).   
      
   Then the FBI came knocking at the door asking about them.  Their son was   
   applying for a summer job on the Army base, and it was a routine   
   background check, but it was still funny.   
      
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   Chris Adams    
   Systems and Network Administrator - HiWAAY Internet Services   
   I don't speak for anybody but myself - that's enough trouble.   
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